Phish isn’t only built on storytelling through music and jamming – there is some legitimate lyrical storytelling to behold…
One of the first tracks by the band to grab me by the brain back in the summer of 2001 is the first track on the band’s first studio album, Junta. This iconic double-disc record features some major Phish staples, none of which I’ve happen to have written about yet on this blog.
Synopsis:
Fee puts some minimalist, island-inflected rhythm and silly lyrics to work to create a whacky story of our titular weasel who gets caught in a love triangle with a Buddhist lounge singer and the jealous chimpanzee who seeks her affection. The Rocky Racoon-esque tale involves unbridled jealousy, a cruise ship bar fight, stone fruit to the face, and a surprise paper-cut to the nipple splash ending. (Fee is one of three songs to feature this rare form of violence, with both Punch You in the Eye and The Sloth also alluding directly to paper-induced nipple slicing. To see all three songs in one show would be the rarest white-whale setlist prize of all: the legendary “Triple Nipple”)
Fee rarely features much in the way of jamming, although there are several notable versions. Usually the song will trail off into a mellow, trippy outro jam, often with siren sounds and harmonics – often dropping into Maze, as it did on 8/11/98 – I recommend listening to both songs in this exceptional pairing.
Stats:
- Fee debuted on 8/9/87 at the legendary Nectar’s in Burlington, VT
- Fee has been played on average every 6.6 shows, although that number is skewed by fact that the song got a ton of play in the 80’s and early 90’s.
- Last performance was 27 shows ago on 8/5/18
- I’ve only caught the song once on 7/28/17 (the second-to-last time it was performed) at the famed donut-themed Baker’s Dozen run during which the closing lyrics were changed to ‘have a chocolate donut’ and catch your breath. Also of nerdy note – I went into this pair of shows with a trio of songs that I was chasing and caught all 3: Fee, Meatstick and Weigh. Also caught the fan-chosen Jam of the Year, Chalkdust Torture that evening — more on that next week!
Lyrics:
In the cool shade of the banana tree
On the rugged trail toward the balcony
A child of the twentieth century
A dried up Goliath and a weasel named Fee
Far away in another place
A fading beauty named Milly Grace
And a bamboo cane to help her keep the pace
Fee was a Buddhist prodigy
Long past the age of maturity
Someday he knew it would set him free
Like it did for Floyd the chimpanzee
Oh, Fee, you’re trying to live a life
That’s completely free.
You’re racing with the wind
You’re flirting with death
So have a cup of coffee
And catch your breath
Fee first met Milly in a bar in Peru
His heart was jumping like a kangaroo
Like a beast in a cage in an old Dutch zoo
It was hopping and thumping in wooden shoes
But Floyd was jealous and alone
He wanted Milly for his own
A desperate craving in his bones
“Their love”, he said, “I will not condone.”
Then one day on a ship to Quebec
Floyd found Fee and Milly on a lovers’ trek
He picked up a bottle and broke off the neck
It sliced through the air, and Fee hit the deck
Oh, Fee, you’re trying to live a life
That’s completely free
You want to stay with Milly
Until you’re dead
But you just got a bottle
Upside your head
Milly turned and began to scream at Floyd
said “You think you’re pretty mean”
And though she was as thin as a small string bean
She slammed him in the face with a nectarine
Floyd fell back over the edge of the ship
Till he hung from the rail by his fingertip
said, “Floyd I’ll make you lose your grip
With this tiny piece of paper I can make you slip”
So Milly took that paper and did the deed
Floyd hit the water with astonishing speed
And as the sharks circled and began to feed
Milly knew her weasel was finally free
Oh, Fee, you’re trying to live a life
That’s completely free
Floyd is dead; he’s nothing but a ripple
Cause Milly took that paper
And sliced him on the nipple